Willard Reporting:
March 25, 2008
His date seemed to have a good time, though it was obviously the time to put his arm around her or take her hand, and he did nothing in that area. Poor thing is likely confused now.
Willard had the clear impression on the date that, wonderful as she is, this girl is just too young for him. Maybe it’s not a matter of age, maybe it is, but he’s not feeling the sparks. If it’s not happening by the third date, it’s probably time for Willard to move on. Shucks. Willard really is a nerd. No wonder he’s not married.
Isn’t that irony at its best? Those who are worst at dating have to do it longer?
